- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

whats black? the colour

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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