Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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A gay man watches football.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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