what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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