George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Women's rights

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

You bumder!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

quantum physics?

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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