What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Tony Romo

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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