Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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