- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's stupid a light bulb.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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