- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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