- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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