- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Sex

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

The Big Band Theory

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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