Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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