- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

All of these jokes are about white people

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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