- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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