- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

flavin's head

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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