- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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