In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Sloths

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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