What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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