- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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