- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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