- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

One, two, three, four and five

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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