- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

knock knock go away

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's brown and sticky A stick

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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