- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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