In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Sir, your wife is dead

Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Your're racist.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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