Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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