Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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