Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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lol

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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womens rights.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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you give like i give lomain

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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