A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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