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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

1+2 = 6

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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