- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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