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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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