- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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