Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Obama = ebola

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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