- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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