Penis

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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