Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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