- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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