- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Women's rights

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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