- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What fires shots? A gun

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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