Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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