Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Robin, get in the car!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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