- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

I asked her where you were.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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