- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Jokes = Drained

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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