- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

your face

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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