- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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