What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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