- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

2 black kids walk into school

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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