What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Matthew Wyckoff

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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