Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

what are you mike bibby?

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A guy at a baseball game....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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