- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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