- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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