whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Bitch

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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