- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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