- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

you will like this because i am black.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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