- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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