shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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