- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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