- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

alex is cool

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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