If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Then none of us want to be right.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Jordan is pregant

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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