whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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