What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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