- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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