a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

women rights

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Charlie Sheen

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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