Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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