Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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