- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

You know whats better than 24? 25

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

a black man pays his child support

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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