- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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