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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Knock, Knock Come in

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

I once did something.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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