Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Your Mum is soo fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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