What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

you will like this because i am black.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

All of these jokes are about white people

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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