- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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