Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Your adopted

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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