Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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