- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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