q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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