- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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