- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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