Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Anti Joke

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