wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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