Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Women's Soccer.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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#IHateHashtags

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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