- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??