- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what are you mike bibby?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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