- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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