If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

alert('The Game')

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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