- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Gay republicans

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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