- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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