Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Anti Joke

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