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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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