- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Take part of what?

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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