Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

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