- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Immigration Laws

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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